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The wedding test!...

jueves, febrero 16, 2006 3:26 p. m.

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friendsencouraged me. My girlfriend; she was a dream! There was only one thingbothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when nearme, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to bedeliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to methat soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for methat she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. Shetold me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I gotmarried and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock andcould not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, andif you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw themdown the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and wentstraight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of thehouse and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside... With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed ourlittle test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcometo the family!" And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Capturado... 3:26 p. m.

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